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10 statistics from LinkedIn that can help you climb the corporate ladder

November 23, 2009 2 comments

LinkedIn is a relatively new website that seeks to combine the power of social networking with the job search process. The site allows you to connect with people based on your professional associations. On it you can connect with your friends, co-workers, bosses, and even colleagues at previous jobs. It also acts as on online resume where you can upload a profile containing your work and educational experiences. Once your profile is complete, you can begin searching for jobs posted by other LinkedIn members or companies. And employers looking to hire can also search for and view your profile.

One issue I have had with job search sites like and Hotjobs is the amount of information you can display about yourself. To any jobs you apply to, you are just a resume and a cover letter. You have to condense your entire educational/career experience into a few pages of plain text. Employers get very little information on the other aspects of your life, and you have little opportunity to stand out from the crowd. Some people are able to figure out the secret to a great resume or cover letter, but for most of us applying to jobs on those sites feels like tossing a coin into a fountain and making a wish.

The great thing about LinkedIn is that it provides you with the ability to present a fuller picture of yourselves. Besides your resume, your profile on LinkedIn can display a picture, the people you’re connected to, your twitter account, your blog/website, and the various almni/social groups you belong to. And similar to Facebook and its applications, there is a host of LinkedIn applications that you can use to customize and personalize your profile. It is essentially the modern resume in full color and detail.

One great thing I like about LinkedIn is the recommendations feature. You can request recommendations from your connections which are then published to your profile. Any employer viewing your profile will be able to read them and get a better gauge of a potential candidate. These are similar to the testimonials that became popular on (remember that?). So instead of submitting two or three recommendation letters to an employer, you can potentially have up to dozens of recommendations from all your connections. Your co-workers, bosses, and even friends can use them to highlight your special skills and abilities so that employers will have all they need to know.

A feature I saw today that I thought was pretty cool was a LinkedIn poll. A recent poll asked members to vote on what they think is the most important factor for climbing the corporate ladder. The 4 choices were, confidence, being well liked, agreeing with the boss, and being well groomed. Obviously confidence is by far the most important of the 4, but what is interesting about the poll is how the choices vary among different industries and age groups.

Here is the link for the poll.

Here is a list of the 10 things I thought were pretty helpful from the poll.

1. Confidence is key

It was not a surprise that confidence was chosen by over 60% of people as the #1 reason for getting promoted. Confidence leads to success in a number of ways. A person who act with confidence or speak with confidence are much more convincing than someone who is nervous and unsure of himself. Even based on appearance alone, people who have positive body language and look confident are assumed to be more successful and make more money. If you look and sound the part, people in the higher ups may also believe that you deserve the part.

2. Being well liked is important too

Despite the landslide victory, 40% of people chose the other 3 answers in the poll. 28% chose being well liked, which is also very revealing. Although having confidence is great, not being very confident does not mean you cannot be successful. Many of the CEOs of multi-million dollar companies do not come across as the super confident alpha males, just look at Bill Gates, or CEO Jeff Bezos. Many corporate leaders achieve their successes by being able to gain the trust and support of their co-workers and employees. And a big factor in that is being well liked.

However, do not mistaken being well liked for being a kiss ass. Being well liked comes from genuinely liking people and taking an interest in them, and wanting nothing in return. If you want tips on how to win friends and influence people, read the classic book by Dale Carnegie.

3. Agree with your boss most of the time, but not all the time.

Even though agreeing with the boss only received 9% of total votes, that does not mean it is not important. There are some things you should always agree with your boss on, such as company rules and expectations of employees. A great part of a manager’s job is making sure the employees are following the rules and procedures of the company, and a good reason to promote someone is the knowledge that they understand those rules well and will enforce them in a managerial position.

However, there are things you can disagree with your boss on. The my way or the highway type of management went out the window a long time ago and managers now aim for more cooperation and teamwork, which means opportunities for you to make suggestions for improvements. So find out how tolerant your bosses are to disagreements from your coworkers, and then choose the right moments to push your ideas and stand behind them. It will help you stand out from the crowd and be noticed.

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4. Grooming goes a long way towards good first impressions.

Only 2% of people chose having a well groomed appearance as their top reason, but it is one of the most important factors for getting promoted. Numerous studies have shown that people are more likely to trust a person based on their appearance alone. Your appearance is the first thing people notice about you, and is a large part of how first impressions are formed. Some CEOs and businessmen enjoy wearing suits, but most people wear them because of the impression it gives to other people. If you appear well groomed and well put together, people will make positive assumptions about you, including your bosses.

Differences in age

Outside of the answer choices, experience is probably the biggest factor when it comes to getting a good job or getting promoted. But how does experience in the workplace change a person’s perspective on their career outlook? The poll breaks down the results based on age group to reveal some interesting findings.

5. Being well liked is less important as you get older

Confidence and having a well groomed appearance remained nearly constant among all age groups. However, being well liked and agreeing with the boss showed some interesting changes. As people get older, it seems that it becomes less important to be well liked. Among 18-24 year olds that answer received 34% of votes, while among 34-54 year olds the result dropped to 27%. This is probably because as people attain higher positions and more job security later in their careers, they have more freedom to speak their minds and to create changes. You can afford to step on some toes and be safe in the knowledge that your job will still be there tomorrow.

6. But listen to your boss when you’re young.

Correspondingly, it becomes much more important to agree with the boss as one advances in their career. That choice received a mere 3% of votes from 18-24 year olds, jumping to 10% for 25-34 year olds, and up to 11% for 34-54 year olds. It seems that young people want to go into a place and change everything, but a few years of actual work will teach them the importance of respecting the boss. Because no matter how much of a genius you may be, you won’t get anywhere if you don’t know how to follow the rules.

Differences in industry

Different industries have different corporate cultures and corporate structures, so how do the workers in those industries feel about the best ways to get a promotion? The industries looked at by this poll were Accounting, Business development, Consulting, Engineering, Product(?), and Sales. Each had it’s own interesting results.

7. If you work with numbers, you don’t have to be well liked, but you should be well groomed.

The accounting and engineering industry showed almost identical results. Presumably similar types of people work in either industry, which explains the similarities. What is interesting about the results is that they had the lowest number of votes for being well liked, AND the highest number of votes for being well groomed. Which seems to makes sense since accountants and engineers don’t need to interact with people on a regular basis, but they do need to look the part to get the jobs.

8. If you’re selling something, forget about the boss, but you should have good people skills.

Take a wild guess where the highest results for being well liked were found. If you guessed business development and sales, then you were absolutely right. These two industries involve heavy client and customer interaction, and require a great deal of experience handling people. Selling a product often involves more than presenting the facts about the product and asking for a check. Most of the time effective selling requires the salesman to sell himself as someone to be trusted before he can sell the product.

Business development and sales also recorded the lowest votes for agreeing with the boss. This makes sense since salesmen are often out of the office and interacting with clients, there is little to report to the boss about other than sales figures.

Changes as you go up the corporate ladder.

9. Build your confidence, and it will push you up the ladder

The poll results were also broken down based on 4 categories of job titles, Owner, C-level & VP, Management, and Others. The change in results as people climbed the ladder should be noted. Results for confidence rises as one advances up the ladder, going from 58% for others, up to 67% for owners. As you keep working, you gain experience and become better at decision making. Your confidence grows from the good things that you have done, and in turn, your higher confidence will lead to more responsibilities and decisions. Once you have gained enough self confidence, and confidence from your bosses and co-workers, you are ready to go on to the next level.

10. When you’re at the top, priorities change.

Being well liked is the same at around 30% for every category except for owners, where it is 25%. This should not lead you to the conclusion that once you’re at the top, you can piss on the people below you. What this statistic really means is that being the owner, you have the most responsibilities of anyone, and the reins of the company are in your hands. You cannot hope to satisfy everyone, and many times you will be forced to make difficult decisions that will alienate some portion of your employees. However, as the owner, your primary concern is the success of the company, and trying to be well like could jeopardize everyone.

What does it all mean?

This list is not a one stop solution to getting promoted or a shortcut to the top. It is more of a guide of things to be aware of in ones workplace. Going up the corporate ladder is a slow and difficult process, which is why only a few ever rise to the top. There is no secret formula they used to get there other than hard work, and following the proper principles, some of which are outlined in this list.

For young people with little work experience, the results show that it is important to learn the boundaries of a company before pushing the envelope. One important lesson to learn is that the bigger and older the company, the more resistant it is to new ideas and change. So be patient, don’t expect changes to happen overnight even if the changes are for the better. There are processes and procedures that everyone must follow and you are no exception. Keep your eyes open and wait for the right opportunities to make your inputs and make an impression.

Once you have a few years under your belt, and you have proven you ability to follow the rules and procedures of the company, results show that building confidence is your way up the next few rungs of the ladder. Confidence is built from taking on challenging assignments and delivering solid results. The more you prove that you can do, the more responsibility your superiors will give to you. If you have distinguished yourself from the pack, when a position opens up, your name will be among those considered.

My other recommendation is to find out more on your own. One of the best methods of becoming successful is to model those who are successful. Find those who you look up to and have accomplished what you wish to accomplish. Study what they have done to get to where they are and find the commonalities among them. Develop a system for success based on their experiences and you will be well on your own way to success.

If you found this list to be helpful, please leave a comment below and share your experience. Feedback is always welcome!

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Learn how Google wave works in 10 minutes

November 17, 2009 Leave a comment

If you’re like me, you’ve been hearing about Google wave for a while now. And you’re wondering, “What the hell is Google wave and how is it supposed to help me?”

Well, in short, Google wave is the next step in real-time communication.

Email as we know it was developed sometime in the 60’s, when computers filled entire rooms and the Cold War was all the rage. The fact that Email has lasted till now is an awesome feat considering that most technologies don’t survive a single calendar year. Email was a crucial step that revolutionized the way people communicate. It dramatically shortened the amount of time it took to send and receive large amounts of textual information, from weeks to mere seconds. It ranks as one of the greatest communication tools, up there with the telephone, telegraphy, and smoke signals.

However, email has not changed much since its inception. People are mostly satisfied with email as it is and have taken it for granted. But there were other people out there asking, “How can we improve email?” And those people happen to work at Google.

Whatever Google wave may be, people have already formed their opinions about it. Bloggers and techies have flooded forums and message boards with their take on the new product. Some of them think it’s the next best thing since sliced bread, while others are already doubting it’s usefulness.

Whatever Google Wave turn out to be, it is definitely getting a lot of attention. This may be part of Google’s marketing strategy, and it is working to perfection.

So what is Google wave and how will it help you?

Short version:

This is the understanding from an outsider’s perspective. It covers the key changes Google Wave makes to communication.

Long version:

Who better to hear about Google Wave from than the people who helped develop it? Google Wave is an innovation from the same people who brought us Google Maps. Seeing how well Google Maps has done, I have no doubt that Google Wave will be quite popular.

This video shows off the more advanced functions of Google Wave, including playback, its connections to blogs and twitter, and also the ability to drag and drop files. Essentially almost anything you would need to communicate is built into Google Wave itself.

I hope that helped clear up all the questions you had about Google Wave. I for one can’t wait to get onto the wave and play around.

Here’s a preview of all the things Google Wave can do, and a nice video to boot.

10 motivational movie speeches that will make you move mountains

November 12, 2009 4 comments

When you feel like the world is against you

Team America world police – Dicks, pussies, and assholes

When the whole world is against Team America, Gary Johnston uses the wisdom of this great analogy to makes his point to the world.

All kidding aside, this post is about speeches and the incredible effect they have on people.

Great words come from great minds, and our world has been shaped by those great minds. Great minds like Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr, JFK, Nelson Mandela have all used the power of the speech to bring change into the world. They used the power of their words to create changes in people’s thoughts. They make people believe in a cause, they make people believe in progress, but most importantly, they make people believe in their own abilities to create change.

What is it about their words that hold so much power? Anyone can repeat the same words but no one can get the same reactions. What makes those great speakers so different from us? That is exactly what we are looking to find out.

Today’s question: Can great actors speak powerful words and achieve similar results?

Here we have collected a few of the most memorable motivational, and inspirational speeches from recent movie history. The movies range from sports movies like Rudy, to gangster movies like The Untouchables. Each speech was given at a critical juncture in the movie where an important, potentially life changing decision has to be made. Let us look at how the speaker creates the change in their target, and what we can learn from it.

When you feel like quitting

Rudy – Janitor speech

Rudy has worked so hard but his goal of playing football with the Notre Dame fighting Irish seems almost unattainable. He is about to quit the team when the janitor gives him this speech.

The janitor uses his own life experience, and most importantly his own feelings of regret to make Rudy rethink his decision. The fear of regret is one of the greatest fears we can have, and knowing that you could be giving up right before the goal line is enough to keep us going.

When you feel like giving up the fight

The lord of the rings – Sam’s speech

Sam and Frodo are deep in Mordor with an impossible mission. They have little food and are surrounded by enemies. Frodo is getting weaker by the day but Sam manages to pick him up with this speech.

Sam uses comparison to give themselves perspective of the situation. He talks about stories they used to hear and how the main attribute of the heroes was that they did not turn back even when they had the chance. They held on to their beliefs and continued to the end. This is Frodo and Sam’s chance for greatness and that pushes them onwards.

When someone says you can’t do it

The pursuit of happiness – Go get it speech

Chris Gardner (Will Smith) is a struggling salesman trying to make it as a stock broker. Here he talks to his son about pursuing your dreams.

Chris Gardner realizes the hypocrisy in telling his son to not pursue basketball because he himself is chasing an unrealistic dream. He knows that he must set a good example for his son and to not give up on his dream. Knowing that his son is learning from him probably helps to push him towards his eventual success.

When all your work seems to be for naught

Karate Kid – Wax on, wax off

Daniel san has been working hard waxing cars and painting fences, but has learned no karate at all. He’s had enough and complains to Mr. Miyagi about it. Mr. Miyagi shows him the wisdom of waxing.

This is more a demonstration than a speech. But through a simple exercise of application, Mr. Miyagi shows Daniel san the true purpose of his exercises. Sometimes true wisdom isn’t understood until the student is ready to receive it.

When life knocks  you down

Rocky Balboa – That’s how winning is done

Rocky talks to his son about the hard lessons he has learned in life, and to encourage his son to become great.

Similar to the Pursuit of Happiness speech, Rocky uses his own life as lessons to his son. He is brutally honest with his son and tells him like it is. Our friends may love what we do and who we are, but it is family that will tell you the honest truth. He tells his son that anything great involves great struggle, and unless you’re willing to pay the price, you won’t get the rewards.

When you’ve lost your confidence

Swingers – You’re so money

Mike has lost all confidence with women since being dumped. Trent gives him the famous “You’re so money” speech and gives him some perspective on the dating game.

Instead of listening to Mike bitch and moan, Trent comes in with his frame of mind and forces it on Mike. He exudes confidence that that confidence rubs off onto Mike and makes him believe in himself again. This approach uses a stronger frame of mind to drive out the negative thoughts of the target.

When you think your goal is out of reach

Untouchables – The Chicago way

Eliot Ness (Costner) wants to get Capone (De niro) but isn’t willing to play dirty. Malone (Connery) tells Ness that to get Capone he has to do it the Chicago way.

Ness wants something but is restrained by his sense of law and order. This is a case of someone wanting answers when he is not prepared to do what the answer entails. Malone explains it to him that Ness needs to change his restraints or risk losing his goal.

When you need some self belief

Cool Runnings – Pride and power

The Jamaican bobsled team is the laughing stock of the world at the Winter Olympics. Junior is feeling down on himself when Yul brings him into the bathroom so he can take a good look in the mirror.

Similar to the Swingers speech, this one also injects a shot of confidence into the target. Self affirmations have been a useful tool for many successful people to raise their self belief and confidence when needed. Stare into the mirror, and repeat positive statements of confidence loudly and forcefully will usually do the trick.

When you feel like waiting for tomorrow

Dead Poet’s Society – Carpe Diem

John Keating (Williams) is an English professor who tries to motivate his intelligent but lazy students to take advantage of the time given to them before it’s gone.

Professor Keating’s challenge is to motivate rich kids to make use of their advantages before it is too late. He uses the idea of death and the limited amount of time allotted to all of us as his tool. He also aptly chooses former alumni of the school for a comparison between the current students and former students, making the message more powerful.

When doing the right thing seems too hard

Scent of a woman – The right thing

When faced with the decision of ratting out his friends or face expulsion, Charlie makes the difficult decision of biting the bullet. After the decision is handed down, Lt. Col Frank speaks up about the importance of doing the right thing when it’s the most difficult.

Al Pacino is one of the greatest actors of all time and shows his skills in this speech. He is not afraid to say anything under any circumstance. He sees the vengeful action of the Dean and uses it to ridicule the traditions of the college. This is an extremely risky move since he could provoke negative reactions from everyone. But his forceful and emotional delivery carries the crowd and the committee is forced to reverse its decision.

Movies not only offer great entertainment, they’re also packed with life lessons and tales of success which we can look to when we need that bit of encouragement to keep going. Even though they may be scripted, the motivational and inspirational speeches in movies are well written and well delivered. There is much to learn from them.

We hope you have found what you needed here and use this resources whenever you’re in need of a push, or a laugh.

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The best 10 clips of Ultimate Frisbee tournament games

November 4, 2009 2 comments

Part of the best Ultimate Frisbee websites project

What is Ultimate Frisbee?

The best Ultimate Frisbee highlight videos

Ultimate Frisbee is one of the fastest growing sports in the world. In 2008, there were an estimated 4.5 million Ultimate players in the U.S. alone. With rapid development in the high school and college levels, the sport is spreading like wildfire and gradually gaining popularity in the sports world. However, because of its underground status, media coverage of Ultimate Frisbee tournaments is still sparse, and good footage of Ultimate Frisbee games are hard to come by.

2009 club championship videos

I am attempting to solve that problem by collecting all the best videos of Ultimate Frisbee action available online, and for free. There are a fair number of high quality videos and DVDs available for purchase at However, for the beginner Ultimate player or just someone wanting to know what the game is all about, shelling out $15 for a DVD may not be the best option.

Describing Ultimate

Thus far there has not been a clear and accurate verbal description of the game of Ultimate. Most people resort to saying that it is a combination of American football, Basketball, and Soccer. But which parts are combined and which are left out? The reader may end up more confused than when he began. Therefore it is much better to watch an actual game than have to read through confusing text.

Here is a collection of the best footage from both the open division (all mens) and mixed division (co-ed) matches.

Emerald City Classics 2007 Final (Sockeye vs. Buzz Bullets)

This is a match-up of 2 of the best club teams in the world. Seattle Sockeye has been a powerhouse team in the UPA (Ultimate Players Association), winning the club national championships in 2004, 2006, and 2007. The Buzz Bullets hail from Japan and is a 9 time Japanese national champion and the 2006 world club champion.

This is an open division match (all men). The main thing to notice is the speed and intensity of the match. Although technically considered amateurs, the players are extremely well conditioned and athletic, many having come from other sports such as soccer or basketball. All the players are highly skilled and experienced. The factors that separates the two teams are their levels or coordination, teamwork, and the ability to execute under pressure.

This match is covered in 3 videos

The 2009 World Games in Kaohsiung Taiwan – USA vs. Canada

Another one of U.S.’s major rivals. The game of Ultimate has gained great popularity in Canada and has spawned a number of great players and team. This is one of the earlier round matches for the U.S. national team in the 2009 World Games.

Ultimate Frisbee at the World Games follows a mixed format with 4 men and 3 women on the field for each team. Success in the mixed divisions often depend on the quality of the female players. A mismatch on even one position could mean a weakness that is difficult to overcome.

This match is covered in 2 videos.

The 2009 World Games in Kaohsiung Taiwan – USA vs. Japan Gold medal game

This event a sign that Ultimate Frisbee as a sport is finally reaching the big stages. The World Games is an international sporting event meant for sports that are not included in the Olympics. Many sports featured in the World Games eventually go on to become Olympic events.

This match is covered in 4 videos, with the first video being an introduction to the final match.

If you would like to read some great play-by-play commentary on some of these points, check them out at Ultimate Lover.

It is interesting to note that Japan defeated the U.S. team earlier in the day in an early round match.

Emerald City Classic 2005 Showcase game (Sockeye vs. Buzz Bullets)

These two teams have faced each other often and have a great deal of respect for each other. The both exhibit great skill and intensity on the field. This video gives a close look at the speed of the game. The Buzz Bullets, despite giving up a big advantage in terms of height, are still evenly matched against Sockeye. They rely on coordination and precision to compensate for their lack of height and speed.

Bonus clip:

Beach Ultimate

A sibling of Ultimate Frisbee, beach Ultimate has become extremely popular in Oceanside cities around the world. The game is played on sand, in a smaller field, and includes a full field score which counts as 2 points. The number of players may range from 4 to 5 depending on the tournament. There are many tournaments around the world, and a world championship every year in a different country.

Recently has begun sponsoring live online streaming of match videos. And with Ultimate becoming ever more popular, we can hope to see more coverage of top matches and tournaments on cable and online. Now go out, find a park, and play some Ultimate!

The best 10 of Michael Jordan’s lessons for young athletes

October 27, 2009 10 comments

Michael Jordan. Basketball player. Leader. Role model. World champion. Hero.

Many titles have been given to him. Many titles he has earned. But what he is now more than anything else is a business man. His Air Jordan line of basketball shoes are among the most coveted possessions for young basketball players. Typical of how he was during his playing career, he will always be outstanding, even as a businessman.


The best aspect of his Air Jordan brand are the messages delivered through its advertising and marketing. He has managed to pull together big time sports stars such as Ray Allen, Carmelo Anthony, Rip Hamilton, Derek Jeter, and Chris Paul to support his brand. However, these sports stars are not just promoting the clothing or the shoes, they are promoting the philosophy behind the clothing, which is the philosophy behind Michael Jordan.

10 amazing Michael Jordan career stats

Each of the commercials has a distinct message, narrated by Jordan himself. He uses nuggets of wisdom learned during his career as positive and motivating messages for the current generation of athletes. We no longer become like Mike simply by buying a pair of shoes, now we must look beyond the superficial, and dig deep within ourselves to discover the inner strength that drove Michael Jordan to the top of the basketball world.

These clips are much more than commercials, they together create a set of ideas we all should live by. Therefore I have compiled them into a list for easy referencing. Please leave any comments or feedback in the comments box, would love to hear back from other MJ fans. And subscribe to this blog to get the latest MJ posts!

Full list of Air Jordans

What if?

What if there was no fame and fortune? What if all the fans and media were gone? What if all Michael Jordan ever became was a regular basketball player. Would he still do what he did? There’s no doubt.

When young children are asked why they want to become sports stars, often they will mention money and fame. What they don’t understand about someone like Michael Jordan is that he was always focused on one thing, becoming a better basketball player. The fame and fortune only followed his successes on the court.

Tell me

Tell me I can’t do it. I want you to. Because then I can prove you wrong.

Despite all the loving fans, the people Michael Jordan listened to the most were his biggest critics. When they said he couldn’t play defense, he won the defensive player of the year. When they said he couldn’t win a championship, he won three in a row. Again and again he shut his critics by proving to them he could do what he wanted to do by putting his heart into it. That is a valuable lesson for any kid to learn.


Heart is what truly drives you to get to where  you want to go. It’s what gets you through the tough days, and it’s what will bring you to the top.

They say it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog. And that is true, especially in sports. Michael has proven time and time again that heart can triumph over physical limitations. He played with the flu, he played when hurt, he even played after his father’s murder. But all those difficulties never changed his passion for competition and his heart for the game.

Let your game speak

Everyone has critics. You can either argue with them, or let your game speak louder than you ever can.

Instead of letting critics tear you down, use them as a force to motivate you to go further.


Maybe he made things seem too easy. Maybe his accomplishments are too great to ever surpass. Maybe there will never be anyone better. Or maybe you are just making excuses.

Look me in the eye

Don’t be scared of what you will become, be scared of what you won’t become. Know who you are inside, and don’t let anyone stop you from being who you truly are.


No one gets to the top the easy way. Everyone has to put in the hours and the hard work. Fairy tales only happen in movies.

Break to build

To get to the next level, you have to push your body to the limit. Push until you can’t push no more, and then you will get there.

What is love?

What does it mean to truly love the game? It means not being to live without it, and appreciating every moment of it, even the difficult ones.


He has failed at every point in his life. Yet those failures never stopped him from trying again and again. It is through his failures that he has succeeded beyond imagination.

Bonus clips

Michael Jordan top ten videos

Frozen moment

This is a beautifully made commercial. Captures the beauty of those truly special moments in sports.

Michael Jordan has taught the world many things. He has taught the world how basketball should be played. He has taught the world how to be a great athlete and a good role model. But most importantly, he has taught us how to become better than we are.

More than mere entertainment, sports and the athletes who play them, offer us great lessons on life, if we choose to receive them.

How Michael Jordan became Michael Jordan

The best 10 funniest TV news Freudian slips

October 26, 2009 Leave a comment


It’s a very hard job being a TV news anchor. You have to sit all nice and straight behind a big desk while shuffling what looks like blank papers and reading words off a screen in front of you. How do they do it all? It boggles the mind…

The toughest part of the job may not reading all the words, but rather being aware of  all the naughty and fun words you can’t say. It’s like trying to not think of the pink elephant, sometimes it’s just not possible. Which leads to a perfect opportunity for the Freudian slip.

What is a Freudian slip?

The idea of the Freudian slip comes from the Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud. Freud developed a field in neurology called psychoanalysis.  The theory behind it is that these unconscious slips of the tongue are caused by the thoughts in your unconscious bubbling to the surface and showing its presence. And what better time for such a slip is there then on live national news?

At least we found out that those news anchors aren’t so different from you and me. Our minds are all in the gutters from time to time.

Now the best 10 TV news Freudian slips online!

10 of the funniest baby videos

#10 Cunt

It’s a terrible for a man to call a woman the C word. But how bad is it when a woman does it to another woman, and TWICE!

#9 Male cunt

Hmm… maybe calling a guy a cunt on TV is okay. At least he takes responsibility for it.

#8 Ass cream

You scream, I scream, everyone screams for ass cream?

#7 Indian condoms

This was just a mine field waiting to blow up in his face.

#6 Gay climber

Gay or blind, it’s all the same to her!

#5 Detroit hater

Comon, at least don’t diss them on live tv.

#4 Black fags

This woman is very specific when it comes to the types of fags she chooses.

#3 Jacking off

She hasn’t gotten some lately, so she’s thinking about doing it herself.

#2 He’s got gas

He’s very honest about it. I think we all should be.

#2 Top cocks

She doesn’t go for the regular cocks, she needs the top cock.

#1 Blowjobs

I’ve always wondered what kind of blow jobs J Lo would get.

Bonus clip

Getting head on live tv, from an old guy.


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The best inspiring pre game speeches from sports movies

October 20, 2009 Leave a comment


Movies reflect life, and in turn, life imitates movies. Many of the great sports movies are based on true stories, like Rudy. However, how realistic are these movies? Here is today’s question.

How do the inspiring pre game speeches from sports movies compare with motivational pregame speeches from real life?

Best 10 real life pre game speeches

Today we will watch the best 10 inspiring pre game or game time motivational speeches from our favorite sports movies. As we go through the list, let’s analyze their key moments and study them for what makes them great.

The Program (1993)

Premise: The Program, starring James Caan, Halle Berry, and Omar Epps,  is a fictional story following the lives of coach Winters (Caan)  and the players of the ESU Timberwolves as they deal with the pressures of trying to make a bowl game.

Notable scenes: One is the very heterosexual phlegm swapping scene (@1:50) in the locker room between 2 teammates. Another shows Lattimer, who is obviously suffering from roid rage, smashing a car window with his head while screaming “Place at the table!”

You probably would not see this in real life. Coaches, however excited they may be, generally don’t physically hit their players. But seeing as how this is a movie that thrives on testosterone, it does fit. He spends no time on how the team should play the game, so this speech is better saved for the movies.

Did you know?

A scene in the original movie showed several players lying in the middle of the street with traffic whizzing by. The scene was imitated by several teenagers who were either killed or suffered injuries, resulting in the scene being omitted from all other copies.

Hoosiers (AKA Best Shot, 1986)

Premise: Set in 1951, and starring Gene Hackman, is a true story of a small town (Hickory) Indiana basketball team going on to win the state championships under a controversial coach (Hackman).

Notable: The movie has won numerous awards including several Oscar nominations. It remains one of the most highly rated sports movies of all time.

This speech is a bit short. He talks about focusing on the fundamentals and being the best team they can be. However, he does not spend much time on building the team’s confidence and framing the challenges positively. Without the slow clap at the end, the speech would not accomplish its goals.

Did you know?

Dennis Hopper plays the town drunk in the movie, a role which earned him an Oscar nomination for supporting actor.

Rudy (1993)

Premise: Rudy, based on the actual life events of Daniel “Rudy” Ruettiger, is among the most popular football movies of all time. The movie is about Rudy overcoming numerous obstacles while chasing his dream of playing football for the famed Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

Notable: Here is the speech before the final game of the season, the only game Rudy is allowed to suit up for. He plays in the game and recorded a sack against the opposing QB.

This speech almost sounds like it was directed at Rudy. Since it’s not a bowl game or a important rivalry, the coach did not bother with a motivational speech. But he does mention the “forever” factor.

Did you know?

Rudy featured the first credited appearances by John Faverau and Vince Vaughn.

Friday Night Lights (2004)

Premise: This instant classic follows the 1988 Permian Panthers of Odessa Texas on their path to the state championships. In Texas, where high school football borders on obsession, everyone on the football team faces enormous pressure. After losing the star running back for the season, Permian’s chances of success are in doubt.

Billy Bob Thornton delivers this memorable speech to his team at  halftime against a powerhouse Dallas team.

This speech touches on the coach’s philosophy of “being perfect”. It doesn’t mean being a perfect football player, it is about living up to your responsibilities as a teammate, and as a human being. To live in the moment and to have love in your heart. It is definitely a surprising topic for a halftime speech, but the performance carries it off.

Did you know?

New York Jets cornerback Ty Law makes an appearance in the movie as a rival wide receiver. He catches a one handed touchdown in the movie.

Little Giants (1994)

Premise: Little Giants stars Rick Moranis and Ed O’Neill as opposing coaches of peewee football in the town of Urbania, Ohio. The Cowboys, coached by O’Neill, is the best team in town. The Giants on the other hand, don’t seem to have a chance. The two teams face off to see which team will survive in the “One town, one team” struggle.

The Giants are down by 21 at halftime and retire to the locker room dispirited. This speech changes their attitudes and changes the game.

No matter how old you are, this speech still has the same magic. The message behind it is self belief and not giving up. Even if you lose 99 out of 100 times, there is still a chance for victory if you don’t give up.

Did you know?

Danny O’Shea (Moranis) and Kevin O’Shea (O’Neill) were a pair of brothers who played in the NHL.

Miracle (2004)

The Premise: The backdrop is the cold war. Russians and Americans have nuclear missiles pointed at each other and the entire focus of the world is on the hockey finals of the 1980 Winter Olympics. The Russians have sent their best, and the U.S. has sent a bunch of college kids. It’s like Rocky IV, but on ice. Too bad the Russians don’t look as crazed as Ivan Drago.

Here is a clip of the last minutes of the actual game.

Coach Brooks (Kurt Russell) knows how big the occasion is and how nervous his team must be. He goes into the locker room, and delivers this speech.

The first line is great. “Great moments, are born from great opportunity.” That is the mindset he wants his players to have. They no doubt face a great opponent in the Russians, but what they can accomplish is unimaginable. This is a rather impractical speech before a game, but it sure makes for a great movie moment.

Did you know?

The speech was also given by another great coach, watch this.

Remember the Titans (2000)

Premise: Starring Denzel, this movie focuses on the racial tensions within the Titans, a newly integrated high school football team from Alexandria, Virginia. Coach Boone (Washington) battles the racial prejudices of the community and leads his team to an undefeated season. At one point he leads the players on a run and arrive at a civil war battlefield, where he gives this powerful speech. The speech is the turning point in the movie and helps to unite the previously divided team.

During the big game in the movie, Coach Yates calls upon his defense to step up their play. It’s short, but very effective.

He gets the message across nice and clear. And that last line will get anyone’s adrenaline pumping. He proves that a speech doesn’t have to be long to achieve its goals. The players must have ran onto the field ready to take their opponents’ heads off.

Did you know?

Hayden Panettiere, the cheerleader from Heroes, plays the daughter of coach Yates.

We Are Marshall (2006)

Premise: In 1970, after a plane crash kills nearly all the members of the Marshall University Thundering Herd football team, the team is about to be disbanded. Coach Jack Lengyal (Matthew McConaughey) steps in to rebuild the program and help the university, and the community to recover from the tragedy. The team goes on to win their first home game of the season despite their lack of experience with a score of 15-13 over Xavier university.

This is a great speech about heart, about laying it all on the line and giving it everything you’ve got. It also uses the “forever” factor to give the players an idea of how important an occasion this is. There is also the “Marshall!” chant at the end to give it a high finish.

Did you know?

Miami Dolphins QB Chad Pennington, Patriots WR Randy Moss, and Buccaneers QB Byron Leftwich all played for Marshall university.

Any Given Sunday (1999)

Premise: Any Given Sunday had an incredible cast including Al Pacino, Dennis Quaid, Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx, LL Cool J, and many others. It is a fictional film about the Miami Sharks, a once prominent team now struggling to make the playoffs. After two quarterbacks are injured in a game, third string QB Willie Beamen (Foxx) must step in and run the show. He makes a number of errors and also vomits in the huddle. However, he quickly learns the game and goes on to become a star QB in the league, leading the team to a playoff win at the end of the movie.

Notable: This is by far the most popular sports movie speech and is delivered by the legendary Al Pacino.

This speech is used in all sorts of motivational videos for all types of sports. It’s a speech that applies not only to sports, but to life, and to the essence of man’s struggle. He lays it all out and trusts that his players will win as a team, and not lose as individuals. In life you have to give it your all and fight for those inches in front of your face, and teamwork means knowing the man standing next to you will do the same with you.

Did you know?

Sean “P. Diddy” Combs was cast as Willie Beamen, but dropped out due to conflicts with his recording schedule. And the world will forever be grateful.

The takeaway:

Movies can seem similar to real life, they can even be based on real life events, but it is still fictional and speeches in movies cannot be expected to work in real life. They are great when paired with the right music, the right director, and a great actor, but those are not things real coaches have or use. There are things we can learn from these speeches, such as the importance of presentation (Miracle, Friday Night Lights) and the use of dramatic locations (Remember the Titans, We are Marshall). But in the end, we are better off learning from actual coaches.

Bonus Clip:

This one didn’t quite qualify as a pre game speech, but it gets in anyway because it’s freakin badass.